Matter Meter - What matters to jeffrey?

jeffrey

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If cigarettes no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

it would make the world a better place.

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If clothes no longer existed, it would matter.

it depends.

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If ADD no longer existed, it would matter.

The world would be a slower p(l)ace.

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If the unibomber no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Because he sucked.

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If Twitter no longer existed, it would matter.

Everyone would have less muscular hands and then glove manufacturers would have to adjust demand forecasts and
materials planning numbers.

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If farting no longer existed, it would matter.

We would have one messy situation on our hands...

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If Google no longer existed, it would matter.

Because that one single entity probably affects global technological advancement more than 99% of all the
other entities combined.

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If rats no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Because they are dirty and germ infested rodents with little benefit to mankind.

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