Matter Meter - What matters to O4HCHR?

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If spider monkeys no longer existed, it would matter.

Because then in Twilght Edward Cullen wouldn't be able to call Bella a spider monkey. He'd have to
call her monkey.

matterized over 2 years ago

If spiders no longer existed, it would matter.

They would not eat the flies and bugs etc.

matterized over 2 years ago

If rocket launchers no longer existed, it would matter.

Because we couldn't blow stuff up.

matterized over 2 years ago

If life no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Nothing would matter if nothing was living and stuff.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Cheerios no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

People would eat something else.

matterized over 2 years ago

If shoelaces no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Have you heard of velcro?

matterized over 2 years ago

If MatterMeter no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Because it's pointless.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Wendy's no longer existed, it would matter.

Their hotdogs are amazing.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Barack Obama no longer existed, it would matter.

Because he's an important political figure. Of course he matters.

matterized over 2 years ago