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Swagger quotients result from applying highly confidential advanced multivariate statistical processes to your rating, following, and profile data. But, when the computer freezes, we just pick a number out of a hat.

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It fought Microsoft!

matterized over 2 years ago

Where would the big chin be?

matterized over 2 years ago

You can easily tell floor employees don't get a share of their sales by the way they simply are never
there to help you out.

matterized over 2 years ago

It would make us consume less papertowels.

matterized over 2 years ago

Bimmy and Jimmy would not have been brought to our attention.

matterized over 2 years ago

As a power Adswords user, I would lose my job!

matterized over 2 years ago

I LOVE PIZZA, but damn it's so fattening. Would do everyone a favor.

matterized over 2 years ago

Italy is a beautiful place, great food, great people, great language...but their national soccer team reminds
me that nobody's perfect.

matterized over 2 years ago

Watching friends play wii boxing is freakin hilarious; punching in mid air and stuff...

matterized over 2 years ago

I'd get thinner.

matterized over 2 years ago

Linux is better, period.

matterized over 2 years ago

I like Mashable, but there are plenty of webblogs around, if this one leaves, we'll just go to others.

matterized over 2 years ago