If toilet paper no longer existed, would it matter?

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I don't want to imagine a world without
toilet paper.

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save trees, wipe your rear with an owl

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Don't you hate it when there isn't any on the roll and you're sitting there
wondering what to do? Drip dry just isn't the same!

matterized 11 months ago

Yeah.... It's pretty important

matterized 11 months ago

I can't imagine life without it!

matterized over 2 years ago

One of life's real necessities, soft ones are the best!

matterized over 2 years ago

Quilted paper is nice, but we could make do with corncobs again if there's enough to
go around.

matterized over 2 years ago

Do I really need to elaborate?

matterized over 2 years ago

And's picture And

save trees, wipe your rear with an owl

matterized over 2 years ago

leaves and pine cones hurt the rear!!

matterized over 2 years ago

We'd have a big mess on our hands otherwise.

matterized over 2 years ago

what else do you think I use it for?

matterized over 2 years ago

Look at it this way. TP is good and all but when it comes down to it, ask a blind man. TP
or no TP, how does a blind man know when he's done wiping?

matterized over 2 years ago

No explanation necessary.

matterized over 2 years ago

What else would we use? Wash cloth? Gross. Thank heavens for TP.

matterized over 2 years ago

You have to ask? It is an absolute necessity.

matterized over 2 years ago

I've used leaves, I like paper on the roll better!!

matterized over 2 years ago

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