Matter Meter - What matters to sanandres?

sanandres

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Following: 24

Followers: 6

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If zombies no longer existed, it would matter.

because who would eat our brains?

matterized over 2 years ago

If ninjas no longer existed, it would matter.

because life would be boring

matterized over 2 years ago

If Hello Kitty no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because is annoying

matterized over 2 years ago

If religion no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because is over rated

matterized over 2 years ago

If earth no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

we'll just move to the moon... or mars

matterized over 2 years ago

If National Geographic magazine no longer existed, it would matter.

because i would stop going to the dentist

matterized over 2 years ago

If Duke Nukem no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

at this point no.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Gmail no longer existed, it would matter.

because mail will be boring again

matterized over 2 years ago

If Twitter no longer existed, it would matter.

don't know, i still don't get it.

matterized over 2 years ago

If your ass no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

i have none.

matterized over 2 years ago

If San Andres Island no longer existed, it would matter.

because i would't have a home

matterized over 2 years ago

If olives no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because they are gross

matterized over 2 years ago

If cybernations no longer existed, it would matter.

because i would be hook on something less interesting

matterized over 2 years ago

If Colombia no longer existed, it would matter.

because yanks won't have any cocaine to sniff.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Canada no longer existed, it would matter.

because there wouldn't be any baby seals to wear around my neck

matterized over 2 years ago

If Facebook no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

is over rated

matterized over 2 years ago

If mothers no longer existed, it would matter.

chicken or egg?

matterized over 2 years ago

If newspapers no longer existed, it would matter.

because not everyone has internet

matterized over 2 years ago

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