Matter Meter - What matters to sanandres?

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If The Beatles no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Because they are not writting any more songs. and if they did, they would be shit.

matterized over 2 years ago

If San Andres Island no longer existed, it would matter.

Because is the only Colombian island in the caribbean

matterized over 2 years ago

If swine flu no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because is over rated.

matterized over 2 years ago

If el chupacabra no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because it doesn't

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If baby boomers no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

they are about to die anyways

matterized over 2 years ago

If condoms no longer existed, it would matter.

because most people would have already know what peniciline feels like

matterized over 2 years ago

If Hotmail no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because we have gmail

matterized over 2 years ago

If Craigslist no longer existed, it would matter.

yes, because then we wont have any serial killers named "craiglist serial killer"

matterized over 2 years ago

If The Smurfs no longer existed, it would matter.

because i wouln't want to try magic mushrooms

matterized over 2 years ago

If pirates no longer existed, it would matter.

because then who would steal our woman... and our fruit?.

matterized over 2 years ago

If apples no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

most boring fruit ever

matterized over 2 years ago

If PSP no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

then nintendo would have something better

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If Palm no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

palm died years ago.

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If MatterMeter no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

is kind of addictive, for 5 minutes.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Crack no longer existed, it would matter.

because thinner sales would go down.

matterized over 2 years ago

If iPhone no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

because nokias are the best

matterized over 2 years ago

If ValenciaBlog no longer existed, it would matter.

how would i know what to do in valencia

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If GeekTyrant no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

who?

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If Vicky Vette no longer existed, it would matter.

because porn would be boring.

matterized over 2 years ago

If porn no longer existed, it would matter.

because there wont be anything to for 23 hours a day

matterized over 2 years ago

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