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Darryl88

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If Quantum Leap no longer existed, it would matter.

Then Scott Bakula wouldn't go on to captain the Enterprise NX-01! Plus the show was funny but seasons 3
and 4 are way overpriced!

matterized over 2 years ago

If toilet paper no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Look at it this way. TP is good and all but when it comes down to it, ask a blind man. TP or no TP, how does a
blind man know when he's done wiping?

matterized over 2 years ago

If NBA no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Almost as bad as soccer! "Don't touch me or I get free shots!" Although created by a great
Canadian, the NBA has watered down the game so much, I can't watch!

matterized over 2 years ago

If NFL no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

No Fun League! Give me CFL any day of the week! Skip the Super Bowl and catch the commercials on you tube the
next day! Went to a game once. ONCE! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Frosted Flakes no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

If I try to eat them before they get soggy then they scratch up the roof of my mouth! When they are soggy they
are no good so they don't matter!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Jay Leno no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Letterman should have gotten the show to begin with but if no Letterman then long live King Conan! If I wanted
to watch a talk show in prime time i'd watch CNN!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Batman no longer existed, it would matter.

I'm Batman!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Barack Obama no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Who the EFF is Obama???

matterized over 2 years ago

If Kelly Ripa no longer existed, it would matter.

God she is HOT!

matterized over 2 years ago

If USA no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

We'd get more Canadian hockey teams and less whiny basketball players!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Kobe Bryant no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

He's no Bill Laimbeer!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Jimmy Fallon no longer existed, it would matter.

The greatest Barry Gibb impersonation ever!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Sean Connery no longer existed, it would matter.

Who would go home and bang the Prom Queen?

matterized over 2 years ago

If ninjas no longer existed, it would matter.

Who would fight the pirates?

matterized over 2 years ago

If Diet Coke no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Now that we have Coke Zero, what good is Diet Coke? Really? It's just bad tasting soda with calories.
Coke Zero, no sugar, no calories and tastes good too!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Kathie Lee Gifford no longer existed, it would matter.

If there was no Kathie Lee to replace then we wouldn't have the lovely Kelly Ripa to wake up to every
morning.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Star Trek no longer existed, it would matter.

The communicator was a device envisioned for 400 years into the future, not 40 (cell phones)!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Perez Hilton no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

The guy uses the name for people who can't spell, to find him instead of Paris. Theres a reason he's
an internet celebrity. No one would pay to see him!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Beer no longer existed, it would matter.

Beer was created by the ancient egyptians who fathered mankind. And do you really think someone sober came up
with the design idea for the Sphinx?

matterized over 2 years ago

If borscht no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

What makes borscht is the beets but you could just eat pickled beets and then the borscht would just be
vegetable soup!

matterized over 2 years ago

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