Matter Meter - What matters to Darryl88?

Darryl88

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If Sidney Crosby no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

He is quickly becoming the biggest whiner in the league. At least when Lemieux started whining, he had the
record breaking stats to back him up.

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If Ryan Seacrest no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

He means nothing to Idol, I could host Idol and it would still kill in the ratings even though it sucks! And
he is a Casey Kasem wannabe!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Green Tea Ginger Ale no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

It tastes like carbonated grass!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Formula One no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

All you have to watch is the first 3 laps to know who is going to win. It's like watching a drum
competition between Tommy Lee and the dude from Def Leppard.

matterized over 2 years ago

If Walmart no longer existed, it would matter.

What's not to love about a store that has a cheaper version of EVERYTHING!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Pixar no longer existed, it would matter.

The movies that this studio has made are completely....SQUIRREL!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Angelina Jolie no longer existed, it would matter.

She could wreck my home any day!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Burger King no longer existed, it would matter.

Poutine! I wouldn't eat there if not for the delicious poutine! (Fries covered with cheese curds and
gravy for you Americans).

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If Blackberry no longer existed, it would matter.

Balsillie wouldn't be in a position to put an NHL team in Hamilton if not for the Blackberry. But
Hamilton won't get a team because Toronto will want one too!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Target no longer existed, it would matter.

The entrance to Target should have people splattered all around it for those with bad aim!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Britney Spears no longer existed, it would matter.

She is #6 in my 5 freebies list!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Carlsberg no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Stephen Hawking no longer existed, it would matter.

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it,
look before they cross the road". - Hawking

matterized over 2 years ago

If bottled water no longer existed, it would matter.

The only way to drink water. How much more natural can you get?

matterized over 2 years ago

If Evian no longer existed, it would matter.

Evian is like an angel peeing on your tongue! It's soooo good!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Vin Diesel no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

Gotta go with elgato on this one. Legends don't do babysitter movies with ducks in them!

matterized over 2 years ago

If Roger Federer no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

BORING! Women's tennis is so much better to watch!

matterized over 2 years ago

If the vibrator no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

I prefer when my phone actually rings. I hardly notice it when it vibrates.

matterized over 2 years ago

If New York City no longer existed, it wouldn't matter.

I prefer the Old York myself!

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If Pepsi no longer existed, it would matter.

Because it doesn't ooze throughout you insides deteriorating everything like Coke does!

matterized over 2 years ago

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